18 Jokes For Bad Christmas

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Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
What do you call a snowman party? An icebreaker!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses? Because he didn't want to be recognized!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house? Icing and gumdrops!

The Mistletoe Mishap

This Christmas was so awkward; the mistletoe refused to hang itself and asked for consent first.

Reindeer Rebellion

You know you're having a bad Christmas when the reindeer unionizes and demands overtime for every rooftop landing.

Elf Therapy Session

I tried attending an elf therapy session last December. They told me my Christmas spirit was on backorder.

The Snowman's Midlife Crisis

You can tell it's a bad Christmas when the snowman in your yard tries to escape to Florida.

Santa's GPS Fail

Ever had a Christmas so bad that even Santa's sleigh got a no signal message?

The Year Christmas Went Bad

You know it's a bad Christmas when even your Christmas tree asks for a refund.

The Misfit Toy's Revenge

I gifted my nephew a misfit toy last Christmas. Three days later, it led a rebellion against my nephew's action figures.

The Gingerbread House's Code Red

This Christmas was so disastrous; even the gingerbread house next door filed for emergency evacuation.

The Carolers' Strike

It's a bad Christmas when the carolers outside your door are on strike and instead chant, No snow? No show!

When Santa’s Naughty List Was the Guest List

I went to a Christmas party last year; it was so bad, the Grinch was the DJ.

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