5 Jokes For Bad Christmas

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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The Mischievous Snowman

Snowman tired of being too traditional
Snowmen have a new motto: "Melting is so last season." Now they're investing in global warming conspiracy theories to secure their frosty futures.

The Grumpy Gingerbread Man

Gingerbread man upset about his short lifespan
I found my gingerbread man in the kitchen with a picket sign. His demand? "Equal rights for cookies – don't bite, just let us crumble naturally!

The Disgruntled Elf

Elves on strike due to unfair labor practices
Santa tried to break the elf strike by offering them candy canes. Turns out, elves are immune to sweet talk and sweeter treats.

The Overly Enthusiastic Santa Claus

Santa trying too hard to modernize Christmas
Santa tried updating his wardrobe, but skinny jeans and a man bun don't mix well when you're shimmying down chimneys.

The Rebellious Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree tired of being cut down
I caught my tree browsing real estate websites. It's looking for a permanent home, somewhere with a view that's not obscured by tinsel.

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