7+ Best One Liners Jokes For axe

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What's an axe's favorite kind of music? Chop and roll!

I asked the axe if it wanted to hear a joke. It said, 'Hit me with your best shot!

What's an axe's favorite TV show? 'Game of Throws'!

Why did the axe break up with the chainsaw? It wanted a 'cutting-edge' partner!

Why did the axe get an award? It always gave a 'cutting-edge' performance!

What did the lumberjack say after he won the lottery? 'Now I'm a millionaire with an axe to grind!

I tried to make a joke about an axe, but it fell flat. Maybe I should 'sharpen' up my comedy skills!

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