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Axe in Therapy
Dealing with the emotional baggage of being an axe
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It turns out, the axe has commitment issues. It can't stay with one tree for too long. The therapist advises, "Maybe you need to branch out a bit, find some stability.
Cupid's Axe
When an axe wants to play matchmaker
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This axe is so into matchmaking; it even tried speed dating once. Let's just say, sparks were flying everywhere! It told me, "I've got the right 'edge' for this job!
Lumberjack's Lament
When an axe wants a career change
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I suggested the axe should try therapy, you know, to deal with its issues. It turns out, it just wanted to get to the root of its problems!
Paranoid Paul Bunyan
When an axe thinks it's being replaced by modern technology
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The axe was like, "I'm feeling rusty." I said, "Well, that's because you've been sitting in the shed all day worrying about being replaced. Get out there and show them you're still a cut above the rest!
Axe and Taxes
When an axe has to deal with financial responsibilities
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The tax guy asked the axe about its expenses. It goes, "Well, I spend a lot on oil for lubrication and sharpening stones." The tax guy raises an eyebrow, "Are you sure you're not running a medieval torture chamber?" The axe replies, "No, just a regular Tuesday.
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