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I asked my autistic cousin about his favorite subject in school. He replied, "Recess." I mean, who can blame him? It's like the Olympic Games for socializing and strategic game planning.
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You know, being around autistic kids is like living in a mystery novel. You never quite know what's going to happen next. It's like, "Today's episode: The Case of the Missing Sock and the Quest for the Perfect Chicken Nugget.
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I bought my niece a puzzle, thinking it would be a fun, quiet activity. Little did I know, she'd finish it in record time and then critique the poor craftsmanship. "This puzzle is so 2010. Get with the times, Auntie!
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Autistic kids have this incredible ability to focus on one thing for hours. I tried testing this with my nephew. Gave him a Rubik's Cube. Five hours later, he handed me a solved one. I can barely manage to peel off the stickers in that time.
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I took my nephew to a playground the other day, and he made a beeline for the swings. But instead of swinging, he just stood there, contemplating life. It was like he was auditioning for a role in "Philosophers of the Playground: The Existential Swings.
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Autistic kids are like superheroes with sensory superpowers. My nephew can spot a Cheerio on the floor from across the room. It's like he has a built-in cereal radar. Move over, Avengers – we've got the Snack Squad!
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Have you ever played hide and seek with an autistic kid? Good luck. They find the most incredible hiding spots. Last time, it took me three days to locate my niece, and she was just behind the couch the entire time. I guess I need to up my hide-and-seek game.
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Autistic kids have a way of turning ordinary activities into extraordinary adventures. Last night, my niece turned dinner into a culinary masterpiece. She called it "Spaghetti Picasso," with sauce splattered on the walls in true artistic fashion.
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Ever tried negotiating bedtime with an autistic kid? It's like striking a deal with a tiny lawyer. "Okay, one more story, but you have to promise not to bring any monsters into my dreams. Deal?" I'm pretty sure I just signed a contract with a future legal genius.
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