5 Autistic Kids Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 26 2025

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The Therapist

Finding the right balance between professional assistance and letting the child express themselves.
My therapy room is like a sensory wonderland. I've got fidget spinners, calming scents, and enough squishy stress balls to start my own circus. If only insurance covered confetti cannons, we'd have the full experience.

The Standup Comedian

Balancing the desire to make people laugh while respecting sensitivities.
Laughter is universal, right? Well, tell that to the guy in the front row who gave me a death stare when I made a joke about sensory overload. Note to self: avoid making light of things that are literally no joke.

The Parent

Navigating the fine line between embracing uniqueness and trying to fit in with other parents.
Playdates are a whole new level of social Olympics. It's like coaching a team of introverted superheroes. "Alright, Captain Awkward, your mission is to share the toy without triggering a meltdown. You got this!

The Sibling

Balancing protective instincts with the desire for a normal sibling relationship.
Sharing a room with an autistic sibling is like rooming with a tiny genius tornado. "Oh, you organized your bookshelf by color? That's nice. Mine's more of a 'pile everything and hope for the best' aesthetic.

The Teacher

Balancing between being patient and desperately wanting to finish the lesson.
I have the patience of a saint and the caffeine intake of a college student during finals week. By the end of the day, I'm so wired, I could probably teach squirrels advanced calculus.

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