18 Jokes For Author

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Updated on: Jan 24 2025

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What did the novelist say during an earthquake? My plot is shaking!
How do you find Will Shakespeare in the dark? You look for the bard light!
Why was the thesaurus such a gossip? Because it always had the word on the street!
What did the novelist say to the thief? You can't just take a chapter out of my book!
What's an author's favorite type of music? Paperback rap!
How does an author greet someone in the morning? Chapter 'morning to you!
Why did the thesaurus go to school? To expand its vocabulary!
What's an author's favorite kind of tea? Plot-twist tea!

Neighbor Nuisances

My neighbor's dog barks every night at 3 AM. I tried to train it with treats, but now it just expects a midnight snack from me. Guess I'm its new midnight delivery guy!

Tech Troubles

You know you're getting old when you can't figure out if you're talking to your virtual assistant or your grandkid. Siri's voice? Sounds just like little Timmy after inhaling helium!

Dating Dilemmas

You ever try to impress someone by cooking for them, and they end up calling the fire department? Let’s just say, my love life is as hot as that burnt casserole.

Travel Troubles

I went on a road trip with my GPS. Took me to a cornfield and said, You have reached your destination. Thanks to technology, I now vacation in farms!

Social Media Slip-ups

I posted a selfie with the caption Living my best life! Now, I’m just waiting for someone to explain to me what a 'best life' actually means. I'm still searching for the manual.

Health Hazards

Doctor said I need more greens in my diet. So, I started watching more nature documentaries. Now I know more about wildebeests than my own health.

Family Feuds

My family reunions are like a reality TV show, except nobody's getting paid, and we can't change the channel. The drama? Oh, it’s as real as Aunt Martha’s wig.

Fashion Fiascos

They say you are what you eat. No wonder I feel like a pair of stretchy pants after the holidays.

Home Hang-ups

I tried DIY home improvement. Now my walls have more holes than a piece of Swiss cheese. On the bright side, I've got a new aerated living room!

Work Woes

My boss told me to have a 'can-do attitude'. So, I brought in a soda can and said, Look, I can open it! Guess who’s not getting that promotion?

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