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I asked a local in Austin for directions. They said, 'Just follow the trail of tacos!
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Why did the computer go to Austin? It wanted a byte of the live music scene!
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I told my friend in Austin a joke about construction. He said it was 'building' his sense of humor!
Traffic Troubles
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Austin traffic is like that one guy at the party who never leaves. You're just trying to get home, and he's like, Oh, you wanted to turn left? Not today, buddy!
Austin's Food Scene
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In Austin, you've got food trucks fancier than my living room. I swear, I ordered a taco, and they served it on a mini surfboard with a side of irony.
Tech Takeover
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Austin's becoming the next Silicon Valley. I mean, I appreciate the innovation, but do we really need a tech startup that delivers artisanal toast via drone?
Outdoor Obsession
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You ever notice how everyone in Austin is suddenly an outdoorsy person? One camping trip, and suddenly you're an expert on organic mosquito repellent and vegan s'mores.
Austin's So Weird
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You ever been to Austin? It's like the hipster that showed up to the party three hours late, wearing a fedora, drinking kombucha, and claiming they knew about it before everyone else.
Keep Austin Skeptical
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They say Keep Austin Weird, but I think Austin's onto something. Every time I think about moving, Austin gives me that look like, You sure about that? and suddenly, I'm questioning my life choices.
Keep Austin Weird?
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They say, Keep Austin Weird, but sometimes I feel like Austin's trying too hard. It's like a teenager rebelling against a town that's already given them a leather jacket and a tattoo at birth.
Dog Days
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In Austin, even the dogs have their own Instagram accounts. You know you've gone too far when Fido has more followers than you, posting pics of his gluten-free dog treats.
Music Mania
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They say Austin's the live music capital of the world. More like the live music capital of my sleepless nights. Every corner you turn, there's a band, a DJ, or a dude playing spoons while juggling.
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