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Austin has more food trucks than parking spaces. You'd think they'd trade tacos for prime real estate. "I'll give you two al pastor and a side of queso for that parking spot over there.
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Austinites take their pets seriously. You see more dogs in strollers than babies. I saw a poodle with its own Instagram account, and I thought, "Man, even dogs are influencers in this town.
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In Austin, everyone's got a friend who claims they have the next big idea, and it usually involves combining two things nobody asked for. "Picture this: a barbecue-scented yoga mat. Namaste, y'all!
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You know you're in Austin when you accidentally join a drum circle while looking for a coffee shop. I just wanted a latte, not a tribal rhythm experience. I felt like my barista was going to hand me a tambourine instead of my change.
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Austin's weather can't make up its mind. One day it's hotter than a jalapeño in a salsa contest, the next day it's colder than your ex's heart. I've never seen so many people carry both sunscreen and a sweater in the same bag.
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Trying to find a quiet spot in Austin is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is a live music venue, and the needle is your sanity. Everywhere you go, there's a band playing, someone strumming a guitar, or a guy beatboxing with a bucket.
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You know you're in Austin when the traffic jams are more diverse than the food trucks. I saw a unicycle commuter passing a guy on a skateboard, both stuck behind a cowboy on a scooter. It's a vehicular circus out there!
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The bats in Austin are like the city's unofficial mascots. It's like they heard people saying, "Keep Austin weird," and thought, "Sure, we'll add some flying mammals to the mix. Why not?
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Austin is the only place where "I was into tacos before they were cool" is a legit hipster claim. Seriously, breakfast tacos are so trendy here, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a taco fashion show happening somewhere right now.
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