4 Jokes For Audition

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Updated on: Mar 19 2025

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You ever notice the weird things in audition rooms? Like, they always have this one random chair that looks like it's been through every audition since the invention of the wheel. You sit on it, and it's like playing Russian roulette with splinters.
And then there's the mysterious water cooler
You know, they say auditioning is like dating. You get all dressed up, put on your best performance, and hope they like you enough to see you again. But the reality is, auditions are more like blind dates – you have no idea what you're walking into.
I went to
You ever been to an audition? I went to one the other day, and I swear, it felt like I was walking into a lion's den. You've got these judges staring at you like you owe them money, and all you're trying to do is impress them enough to get
Let's talk about the casting couch. No, not the scandalous Hollywood version – I'm talking about the actual couch in the audition room. You ever notice how uncomfortable those things are? I feel like I'm auditioning for a role in the Spanish Inquisition with that torture device.
They want you

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