7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For assless chaps

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I tried to start a business selling assless chaps, but it was a total bust. Turns out, people prefer pants with a behind!

My friend bet me $10 that I couldn't make a joke about assless chaps. Well, the joke's on him – I'm ten bucks richer now!

What's a cowboy's favorite type of comedy? Stand-up in assless chaps!

I wore assless chaps to the dance party, and everyone thought I was the half-moon in the human eclipse!

I tried to make my own assless chaps, but it turned into a real pain in the rear. I guess I'm just not cut out for DIY fashion!

I told my friend I was thinking about wearing assless chaps to the wedding. They said, 'Don't steal the spotlight – leave that to the bride!

I bought some assless chaps online, but they sent me the whole pair. I guess you could say it was a cheeky mistake!

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