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How does an assistant communicate in the digital age? By using an 'app'-roach!
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Why did the assistant bring a ruler to work? To measure up to expectations!
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Why did the assistant bring a map to the office? Because they wanted to navigate their way to success!
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Why did the assistant bring a camera to the office? To capture every 'snap' decision!
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Why did the assistant bring a pencil to the meeting? In case they needed to draw some attention!
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Why did the assistant bring a ladder to work? Because they wanted to climb the corporate ladder in style!
Art of Distraction
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I asked my assistant for advice on multitasking. He said, Easy! Just pretend you're me. Now, I'm juggling 17 tasks and still haven't figured out if I'm managing my life or if it's managing me!
Tech-Savvy Troubles
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My assistant's so tech-savvy, he can set up an entire home automation system... but can't figure out how to make a decent cup of coffee. It's like living in a sci-fi movie with terrible catering!
The Silent Treatment
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You ever try arguing with an assistant? They don't have feelings, but mine sure knows how to give me the silent treatment. Either that or he's buffering his responses for maximum annoyance.
Voice Command Woes
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I tried voice-commanding my assistant once. I said, Make life easier. Now, I'm living in a smart home where everything is voice-activated, including my emotional breakdowns.
Office Overlord
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You know you're in trouble when your assistant starts scheduling your personal life. You have a meeting with your cat at 3 PM, followed by existential dread at 4.
That Misunderstood Assistant
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You know, my assistant is so helpful, sometimes I think it's because he's trying to get on my good side. Or maybe he's just plotting my downfall using the perfect coffee-to-milk ratio.
Coffee Conundrum
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I asked my assistant for a latte. He gave me a double-shot of regret. Now, every time I'm caffeinated, I'm also contemplating my life choices.
Over-Efficiency Epidemic
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My assistant's so efficient, he's already planned my retirement, my midlife crisis, and my post-midlife crisis. I didn't even know I was having one until he put it on the calendar!
Mind Reader or Not?
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People say assistants can read your mind. Mine? He thinks he can, but all he ever predicts is my coffee spill moments before it happens. Thanks, Nostradumbass!
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