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The Invisible Assistant
When you're so good at your job, they forget you exist.
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My job is so thankless; I'm considering wearing a neon vest with "ASSISTANT" written in bold letters. Maybe then people will notice I exist, or they'll just think I'm part of the construction crew fixing the office coffee machine.
The Overzealous Assistant
When you're so eager to help that people start questioning your motives.
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Being an overzealous assistant has its downsides. My boss asked if anyone knew CPR, and I raised my hand before they even finished the sentence. Now I'm the office safety officer, but at least I got a cool badge.
The Sarcastic Assistant
When your sarcasm level is higher than your salary.
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My job description should be changed to "Professional Eye-Roller." I once calculated that I spend about 40% of my workday rolling my eyes. It's a good workout, though. I call it the "sarcasm squats.
The Overworked Assistant
When your boss thinks "assistant" means "do everything."
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My boss asked me to prioritize tasks. I didn't realize "prioritize" meant "do everything simultaneously." Now I'm the only person who knows how to juggle in the office, but at least I haven't dropped a ball yet.
The Tech-Challenged Assistant
When the office treats you like the IT guy just because you can set up your own out-of-office email reply.
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I love how everyone assumes I have magical powers just because I can fix the printer. Newsflash: It's not magic; it's just knowing how to unjam the paper without crying.
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