6 Jokes For Assaulted

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Updated on: Jul 09 2024

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My cat assaulted me with affection. Now, I'm feline great!
The lamp felt assaulted. It was always getting light-headed!
The salad felt assaulted by the dressing. It couldn't romaine calm!
The dictionary felt assaulted. It couldn't find the right words!
When the calendar felt assaulted, it decided to go on a date change!
My coffee felt assaulted. It got mugged every morning!

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