7 Jokes For Assaulted

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Updated on: Jul 09 2024

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My alarm clock assaulted me this morning. It wanted to have a wake-up call!
I felt assaulted by a cloud. It was always raining on my parade!
I felt assaulted by a mirror. It always reflects my flaws!
I used to be a baker, but I felt assaulted by the dough – it was a tough knead!
I felt assaulted by my computer. It couldn't handle my emotional baggage!
I felt assaulted by my shoes. They kept tying me down!
I felt assaulted by a book. It threw itself at me – it was a novel experience!

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