17 Jokes For Arrowhead

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Updated on: Apr 27 2025

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I accidentally dropped my arrowhead in the river. Now it's downstream and out of point!
What's an arrowhead's favorite type of music? Anything with a good point!
Why did the arrowhead go to school? It wanted to be a straight-A shooter!
Why did the arrowhead apply for a job? It wanted to get ahead in its career!
Why did the arrowhead get invited to all the parties? It always pointed in the right direction!
I bought a new arrowhead, but it kept making bad decisions. Turns out, it was arrow-gant!
Why did the arrowhead go to therapy? It had too many piercing issues!

Arrowhead Antics

You ever notice how arrowheads are like ancient emojis? Cavemen were probably sitting around, trying to express themselves, going, Ugh, I really want to convey the struggle of hunting mammoths today. And then, boom, arrowhead! It's the OG way of saying, Life's a hunt, and I'm just trying to avoid becoming the prey.

Arrowheads and Modern Love

Dating nowadays is like choosing arrowheads. Swipe left if it's too blunt, swipe right if it's a perfect match. And occasionally, you find one that's just so ancient, you wonder if it's been sitting in the corner of the dating pool for thousands of years.

Arrowheads and Self-Defense

I've been practicing self-defense with arrowheads. You never know when you might be transported back to the Stone Age and need to fend off a rogue saber-toothed tiger. I call it my prehistoric pepper spray.

Arrowheads in the Workplace

I tried bringing arrowheads to work to motivate my colleagues. Listen up, team! If our ancestors could take down a woolly mammoth with this, we can conquer this spreadsheet together. Charge!

Arrowhead Feng Shui

I'm thinking of redecorating my apartment with arrowheads. You know, for that primitive chic vibe. Friends will walk in and go, Wow, your place really has that 'caveman meets modern minimalism' feel. And are those arrowheads from the Paleolithic period?

Arrowheads in the Kitchen

I tried using arrowheads as kitchen knives once. Let's just say, it was a cutting-edge experience. My vegetables never saw it coming, and neither did my fingers.

Arrowhead Therapy

I've started using arrowheads as a form of therapy. When life gets tough, I don't have a therapist; I have an arrowhead collection. I hold them up and think, You survived being shot at a mammoth, you can survive this Monday meeting.

Arrowhead Wisdom

Arrowheads are like the philosophers of the prehistoric era. Imagine a caveman thinking, You know, life is all about sharp decisions. One wrong move, and you're toast. Literally. Now, where's my philosophical arrowhead?

Arrowheads Anonymous

I've joined a support group for arrowhead enthusiasts. It's called Arrowheads Anonymous. We sit in a circle, share our stories, and try not to judge each other based on the size of our collections. It's a safe space for those of us addicted to the thrill of finding a pointy rock in a field.

My GPS vs. Arrowheads

I rely on my GPS so much that if I had to follow arrowheads to get anywhere, I'd be in trouble. In 500 feet, turn left at the slightly chipped triangle rock. If you hit the unimpressed-looking bison, you've gone too far.

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