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The Archaeologist
Searching for arrowheads but finding modern relics
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You know you've been digging for arrowheads too long when you mistake your TV remote for an ancient tribal clicker. Changing channels with cultural significance, I suppose.
The Botanist
Discovering arrowheads while studying plants
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Imagine my confusion when I found an arrowhead wedged between some flowers. Either a very clumsy archer passed by, or I've discovered a new species – Flora Arrowheadus. I'm leaning towards the latter; it sounds more scientific.
The Forgetful Archer
Misplacing arrowheads and causing chaos
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My wife asked me to pick up some arrowheads from the store. I came back with chocolate arrows. Close enough, right? Now, I've got Cupid trying to shoot people with cocoa love darts.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing arrowheads are a message from ancient aliens
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The more arrowheads I find, the more I'm convinced ancient civilizations had Amazon Prime. I mean, how else would they get those arrowhead deliveries so quickly? Next-day spear shipping, anyone?
The Overambitious LARPer
Incorporating arrowheads into a live-action role-playing game
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So, I thought it would be cool to have arrowheads as currency in our LARP world. Now, our economy is in shambles, and everyone's running around like, "I'll trade you three arrowheads for a virtual dragon egg." I've accidentally created the medieval stock market.
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