7 Army Basic Training Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 19 2025

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I asked my drill sergeant if I could juggle. He said, 'Only if you can juggle 'orders' and 'discipline.
I told my drill sergeant I wanted to be a comedian. He said, 'Well, get ready for some 'stand-up' discipline!
I asked my drill sergeant if my boots were too tight. He said, 'No, they're just a little 'heelish.
I told my drill sergeant I wanted to be a baker. He said, 'Well, get ready to 'knead' discipline!
I tried to impress my drill sergeant with my knowledge of vegetables. He said, 'That's 'corny' but 'kale' it!
I asked my drill sergeant if I could tell him a joke. He said, 'Only if it's 'boot'iful.
I tried to impress my drill sergeant with my math skills. He said, 'That's 'sum' good calculation, soldier!

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