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Why did the arborist become a comedian? Because he could always make the trees laugh!
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Why are arborists great at parties? They know how to leaf a lasting impression!
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Why did the arborist get a promotion? He always knew how to 'spruce' things up!
Timber Terrors
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My buddy's an arborist, and he's always bragging about his tree-climbing skills. But last week, he fell off a ladder changing a light bulb. Guess the trees didn’t teach him gravity!
Branching Out
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Met an arborist at a party. He was really into his work, but he had a bit of an identity crisis. Every time he introduced himself, he said, I'm still trying to find my roots.
The Forest Follies
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Why did the arborist go to school? To improve his tree-mendous jokes! But honestly, after years of cutting down trees, he still can't make a good stump speech.
Tree Therapy
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Went to see an arborist for advice on my life. Thought he'd have some deep-rooted wisdom. Instead, he just told me to branch out more. Gee, thanks, Captain Obvious!
The Tree-tment Plan
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I asked an arborist for advice on growing my business. He said, Just like a tree, ensure your roots are strong. So, I started planting money. Turns out, it doesn’t grow on trees, but it sure helps to have deep pockets!
Tree Whisperer
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Every arborist I know claims they can communicate with trees. Tried it myself. Spent an hour whispering sweet nothings to an oak. All I got was sap on my shoes and a weird look from a squirrel.
Root of the Problem
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Arborists are like hairdressers for trees. Except instead of complaining about their relationships, the trees just grow branches to mess with them. Talk about being 'stumped'!
The Barking Comedy
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Arborists have this weird ritual. They tap the trees and listen. If the tree says I'm rooting for you, you're good. If it whispers Leaf me alone, maybe find another profession.
The Misadventures of an Arborist
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You ever meet an arborist? Guy climbs trees for a living. Must be tough explaining to people that you're not just a weirdo who hugs trees; you're a professional weirdo who climbs them!
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