5 Jokes For Arborist

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Updated on: Jul 28 2024

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The Overly Passionate Arborist

Juggling love for trees and social life
Dating tip for fellow arborists: If you want to impress someone, don't talk about your love life—talk about your love for deciduous and coniferous.

The Arborist Therapist

Trees having more emotional depth than people
My therapy sessions with trees are so confidential. You could say they're rooted in trust.

The Arborist Detective

Solving tree mysteries
My detective skills are so sharp; I can identify a criminal tree just by its bark. I call it "CSI: Arbor Edition.

The Arborist Environmentalist

Convincing people that trees are the solution to everything
I told someone that hugging trees is good for the environment. They laughed, but I'm pretty sure the trees appreciated the gesture.

The Arborist Stand-Up Comic

Making tree-related jokes for a human audience
I asked the audience if they knew about the famous tree comedian. They said, "No." I replied, "Exactly, because his humor is too wooden.

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