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The Sassy Coffee Maker
The coffee maker is tired of being the first one blamed for bad mornings.
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If I had a dollar for every time someone blamed me for a bad day, I could retire and live the good life. I'm just a humble coffee maker, not a magician. If I could brew happiness, I'd be a billionaire by now.
The Judgmental Blender
The blender is tired of being used only for healthy smoothies.
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You know your diet is too healthy when the blender gives you side-eye. "Another green smoothie? Really? How about we mix it up with some chocolate and ice cream? I have needs too, you know.
The Rebellious Microwave
The microwave is tired of being the one everyone turns to when they're too lazy to cook.
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Ever notice how everyone’s a five-star chef when it comes to microwaving? "Two minutes? Nah, it needs exactly 1 minute and 45 seconds." It’s not a science experiment; it's a Hot Pocket. You're not impressing anyone with your precision.
The Frustrated Dishwasher
The dishwasher is tired of being treated like the office intern.
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My friends say, "Hey, at least you have job security!" Yeah, right. Job security as long as people keep eating and making a mess. I’m basically dependent on the world's clumsiness. It's like job security, but with extra steps.
The Sarcastic Refrigerator
The refrigerator is tired of being the mediator between conflicting food items.
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The other day, someone put garlic next to the chocolate cake. Really? That’s like seating Batman next to the Joker at a dinner party. I had to intervene before the whole fridge turned into a flavor war. It's a tough job being the voice of reason in a sea of culinary chaos.
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