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Why did the antidepressant start a book club? It wanted to 'chapter' a new, happier story!
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Why did the antidepressant take up photography? It wanted to focus on the 'positives'!
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Why did the antidepressant become an artist? It wanted to paint a 'brighter' future!
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Why did the antidepressant start a garden? It wanted to cultivate 'positivity'!
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Why did the antidepressant become a comedian? It wanted to 'cheer' everyone up!
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Why did the antidepressant go to school? It wanted to improve its mood with some 'class'!
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Why did the antidepressant refuse to argue? It didn't want to be in a 'low' debate!
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Why did the antidepressant refuse to fight? It didn't want any 'downer' punches!
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Why did the antidepressant join the band? It wanted to bring some 'harmony' into its life!
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Why did the antidepressant become a chef? It wanted to add some 'flavor' to life!
DIY Therapy
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Taking antidepressants is like trying to fix a leaky faucet with a sledgehammer. Sure, it might stop the dripping, but now you’ve got a whole different mess to deal with.
Sudden Side Effects
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The side effects of antidepressants are a roller coaster. It’s like, “Hey, I'm happy! Oh, wait, nope, I’m seeing sounds and hearing colors again.”
Emotional Ping Pong
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Taking antidepressants sometimes feels like playing emotional ping pong. My mood swings so fast, I'm surprised I haven’t given myself whiplash.
Pharmacy Adventures
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The pharmacist must think I’m running a pharmacy for woodland creatures. I’ve got so many different antidepressants, it’s like Snow White’s seven dwarfs moved in.
Pharmaceutical Jigsaw
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Trying to find the right antidepressant is like playing a twisted game of pharmaceutical Jenga. You pull out one pill, and suddenly your mood is teetering on the edge.
Pill Popping Picasso
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You know you're taking too many antidepressants when your pharmacist starts greeting you with, Ah, the Picasso of pill-popping!
The Art of Overthinking
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I spend so much time pondering the potential side effects of antidepressants that it’s become a hobby: antidepressant-alysis – the art of overthinking medication.
Sarcasm as a Side Effect
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I’m convinced one of the side effects of antidepressants is an uncontrollable urge to use sarcasm. But hey, if it keeps the existential dread at bay, I’ll take it.
Instruction Overload
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Ever read those antidepressant pamphlets? They’re like IKEA instructions for your emotions: confusing, in multiple languages, and leave you wondering if you missed a crucial step.
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