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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new antidepressant prescription. It's like, "Move over, birthday presents! Today, I got serotonin in a pill!
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The pharmaceutical industry should create antidepressant flavors. I'm thinking cherry jubilee or mint chocolate bliss. Maybe then we'd all be a bit more excited about taking our daily dose.
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Antidepressants are like the superheroes of the medicine cabinet. They swoop in to save the day, but instead of a cape, they come with a list of potential side effects longer than the ingredients in a protein bar.
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I recently switched antidepressants, and the pharmacist warned me about potential interactions. I'm just waiting for the day when my medication has a social life more active than mine.
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Antidepressants should come with a rewards program. Like, "Congratulations! You've reached 30 days without crying in the frozen foods section. Enjoy a free cup of coffee on us.
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You ever notice how the warning labels on antidepressants are like a mini horror story? "May cause drowsiness, nausea, and, oh yeah, a sudden desire to take up synchronized swimming. Handle with care, folks!
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I was reading the side effects of my antidepressant, and it said, "May cause mood swings." I thought, "Isn't that the whole point? I'm here for the swings, just not the emotional rollercoaster, thank you.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but if that fails, there's always Plan B – the little pill that makes you smile even when your neighbor's cat won't stop sitting on your car.
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Taking antidepressants is like playing a game of pharmaceutical roulette. "Will I get the mild drowsiness or the sudden urge to tap dance? Let's spin the wheel and find out!
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