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I announced to my computer that I'm unplugging it for a break. It replied, 'You're not the boss of me.
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Why did the announcement go to therapy? It had too much unresolved tension!
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I announced to my refrigerator that I'm on a diet. It laughed and said, 'You're not cool anymore.
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I announced to my family that I'm on a seafood-only diet. They threw me a shrimp party!
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I announced to my plants that I'm going on vacation. They told me to leaf them alone.
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I made an announcement that I'm quitting my job at the helium factory. They didn't take it well.
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I announced to my shoes that I'm replacing them. They said, 'You're giving us the boot!
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You know, I recently made a big announcement in my life. I gathered all my friends and said, Listen up, everyone, I've decided to become an adult. The silence in the room was so profound; I thought I accidentally muted life. Turns out, being an adult is just asking for a raise while daydreaming about recess.
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I tried making a grand announcement at a party once. I stood up and said, I have something important to share. People leaned in, expecting the big news. I proudly declared, I've successfully matched all my socks this week. The applause was about as mismatched as my sock collection.
The Announcement
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I got an announcement from my scale this morning. Stepped on it, and it said, One at a time, please. I guess it's tired of carrying the weight of my decisions. I'm thinking of getting a more supportive scale, maybe one that tells me, It's okay, those extra pounds are just happiness.
The Announcement
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Have you ever noticed how every announcement sounds like a big deal until it's actually made? Like, I have an announcement to make: I've decided to start going to the gym. People act like you just revealed the cure for laziness. I'm pretty sure half of them were hoping for a surprise pizza delivery instead.
The Announcement
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I made an announcement at work the other day. Told my colleagues, I'm quitting procrastination. They all clapped, but little did they know, I made the announcement while avoiding actual work. Irony, I've always been on a first-name basis with it.
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I tried making a grand announcement to my pet goldfish. I said, Guess what? We're getting a bigger bowl! The excitement in its eyes was palpable, or maybe it was just the reflection of the fish flakes. Either way, it's the little things that make a splash in a fish's life.
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I tried making a big announcement on social media. I wrote a heartfelt post about a life-changing decision. Got a bunch of likes and comments saying, DM me, I need to know. So, I messaged them saying, I've decided to get a pet rock. Suddenly, everyone's a geologist.
The Announcement
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My friend made a huge announcement at our reunion. He said, I've found the one, and I'm getting married! We were all thrilled until he revealed he was talking about a new pizza place. I guess love comes in all shapes, sizes, and toppings.
The Announcement
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Have you ever been in a relationship where your partner says, We need to talk. I have an announcement? It's like the relationship version of a cliffhanger. You're sitting there, nervously waiting, and they hit you with, We need to start budgeting. Not exactly the dramatic twist I was expecting.
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