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Why did Anne take a ladder to the comedy club? She wanted to reach the punchline!
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Why did Anne bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did Anne become a gardener? She wanted to know what it's like to 'grow' on people!
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Why did Anne bring a map to the library? In case she wanted to read between the lines!
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Anne tried to make a belt out of watches, but she realized it was a waist of time!
Anne's Haunted Housewarming Parties!
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Anne's got this unique approach to housewarming parties. She's thinking of throwing haunted housewarming events. You know, the invitations read: Join us for a spooky time at Anne's, where the only thing more chilling than the ghost stories will be the AC set on full blast!
Anne's Ectoplasmic Cleaning Service!
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My friend Anne's brainstorming business ideas faster than ghosts can float. She's thinking of launching an ectoplasmic cleaning service. Her motto is, We clean up the supernatural mess so you don't have to – because slime should stay in the movies!
Anne's Ghostly Gossip Column!
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So, Anne's branching out into journalism now. I heard she’s starting a ghostly gossip column. Picture this: Phantom Phrases – Who’s haunting who? Who wore the sheet better? All the spook-tacular news from beyond!
Anne's GPS - Ghostly Paranormal Service!
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You know, I think my friend Anne is trying to start a new business. She's become so proficient in the afterlife that she's thinking of launching her own GPS - Ghostly Paranormal Service! Imagine getting directions like, In 200 meters, haunt straight, take a left at the cemetery, and your destination is on your right - don't forget to boo at the doorbell!
Anne's Seance Snack Bar!
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Anne’s always been an entrepreneur. I heard she's planning to open a snack bar at her séances. Imagine a menu like, Spirit Shakes, Phantom Fries, and Ghost Pepper Popcorn – because who says the afterlife can’t have a taste?
Anne's Spectral Spa Retreats!
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Anne's latest venture? Spectral spa retreats! Her brochure promises, Relax with our ghostly facials, ectoplasmic massages, and spiritual hot stone therapy – because even ghosts need a day off haunting!
Anne's Phantom Photography Studio!
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Anne's found a way to capture the essence of the ethereal. She's setting up a phantom photography studio. Her slogan? Say 'Boo!' and smile – because memories are forever, even if they're from the other side!
Anne, the Paranormal Realtor!
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Anne's taking her love for the supernatural to a whole new level. She's decided to become a realtor for haunted houses. Her tagline is, Why settle for a normal house when you can have one with an additional 'boo'nus room?
Anne's Apparition Art Classes!
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Anne's trying to inspire creativity in the spirit world. She's planning to start apparition art classes. Her sales pitch? Unleash your inner ghost Picasso - create masterpieces that’ll leave everyone saying, 'I see dead art!'
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