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Joke Types
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What did the biologist say to the lazy amoeba? 'You need to get a 'cell' phone and start dividing your time!
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What do you call an amoeba who can't stop telling jokes? A 'cell' comedian!
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Why did the cell go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage in its 'nucleus'!
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Did you hear about the amoeba who won the lottery? It was a million 'cell' celebration!
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Why did the amoeba apply for a credit card? It wanted to improve its 'cell' credit!
Amoeba Anonymous
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You ever notice how amoebas are like the introverts of the microscopic world? They're like, Yeah, I don't need a nucleus, just leave me alone in my single-celled studio apartment. I'm doing mitosis, the cell division version of Netflix and chill.
Amoeba Karaoke Night
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I imagine if amoebas had karaoke night, it would be a solo act every time. Just one amoeba in the spotlight singing, All by myselffff, don't wanna be, all by myself, anymore! It's like microscopic Celine Dion up in there.
Amoeba Family Reunions
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Amoebas must have the weirdest family reunions. It's like, Hey, Uncle Blob, how's the cytoplasm treating you? And then there's always that one distant cousin going through an identity crisis, yelling, I want to be a paramecium!
Amoeba Tinder Troubles
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I tried setting up an amoeba on Tinder once. Turns out, their idea of a perfect date is just splitting into two. Talk about a low-maintenance relationship! Swipe left for single, swipe right for double trouble.
Amoeba Therapy Sessions
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Amoebas must have the easiest time in therapy. Therapist asks, So, what's been bothering you? Amoeba replies, Well, I'm constantly torn between staying the same or dividing into two identical cells. Therapist says, That's deep, man.
Amoeba Fashion Trends
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Fashion for amoebas must be a breeze. I mean, they can just split and double their wardrobe instantly. What am I wearing tonight? Oh, I think I'll go with the classic two-cell look. Elegant and efficient.
Amoeba Celebrity Gossip
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You know amoebas must have their own version of celebrity gossip. Did you hear about Amoebella? She's splitting up with Amoebicus for the third time this week. It's like, girl, get your cytoplasm together!
Amoeba Cooking Shows
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If amoebas had cooking shows, it would be the most straightforward thing ever. Welcome to 'Single-Cell Cuisine,' where we'll be splitting ingredients and making a delicious dish in under 30 minutes. No multicellular complications here!
Amoeba Relationship Advice
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I asked an amoeba for relationship advice once, and it said, Keep it simple. If things get complicated, just split and move on. I thought, Well, that's one way to avoid a messy breakup!
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