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Amoeba's Yoga Class
Attempting complex yoga poses with a simple, blob-like body
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The instructor said, "Channel your inner strength." I'm thinking, "I am an amoeba. My inner strength is literally just staying blob-shaped.
The Amoeba's Perspective
The struggle of being simple in a complex world
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I was in biology class the other day, and the teacher said, "Amoebas reproduce asexually." I'm thinking, "Well, that's great, but I can't even get a text back.
Amoeba's Dating Profile
Describing oneself without any significant features
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My friend suggested I add a pickup line. So, I go with, "Are you a mitochondria? Because you're the powerhouse of my cell." Turns out, that doesn't work as well for amoebas.
The Scientist Studying Amoebas
Trying to make a groundbreaking discovery with something so basic
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The other day, my mom asked, "How's work?" I said, "Great, Mom. I'm at the forefront of amoeba research." She replied, "Oh, that's nice, dear. Your cousin is a brain surgeon." Thanks, Mom.
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