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I took a leisurely amble through a bookstore the other day. Ended up buying three books. Why? Because apparently, my version of a casual stroll involves expanding my personal library.
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Ever notice how, during a peaceful amble, you suddenly become an expert botanist? "Oh, look at that lovely flower. I have no idea what it's called, but it's definitely a flower.
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Ambling is the adult version of pretending to be a detective. You know, walking around the neighborhood, nodding at neighbors, acting like you're solving the case of the missing garden gnome.
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I tried speed ambling once. It's like speed dating but with less pressure and more cardio. Turns out, the person who can keep up with your amble is a true soulmate.
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Why is it that when someone says they're going for a "casual amble," it sounds like they're about to embark on a grand adventure? Like, do we need to pack snacks and prepare for unexpected plot twists?
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You ever notice that ambling is the only physical activity where you can actually lose track of time and not feel guilty about it? "Oh, sorry, I'm late. I got caught up in a particularly captivating amble.
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Walking is great exercise, they say. But have you ever tried to look cool and collected while ambling down the sidewalk, only to trip over an invisible crack in the pavement? Smooth, real smooth.
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You ever notice how ambling turns into power-walking the moment it starts raining? Suddenly, the casual stroll transforms into a race against the weather gods.
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I recently joined an amblers support group. It's a safe space where we share our experiences of accidentally ambling into the wrong rooms and pretending like we meant to be there.
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