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Why did Amber Heard go to the art museum? She wanted to see if they had any 'abstract divorces' on display!
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Why did Amber Heard become a gardener? Because she knows how to handle a hoe!
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I heard Amber Heard is learning to play the guitar. Her favorite chord? 'G for the gold digger!
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Amber Heard decided to start a bakery. Her specialty? Whisk-taking pastries!
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Why did Amber Heard take a suitcase to the comedy club? She's always ready for a quick getaway punchline!
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Why did Amber Heard bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did Amber Heard start a band? She wanted to prove she can play more than just the victim!
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Why did Amber Heard bring a map to the movie theater? She heard Johnny Depp was playing hide and seek in the film!
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Amber Heard started a fitness club. Membership includes a great workout and a 'Depp'-cleared conscience!
Amber Heard's Acting Skills
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You know, Amber Heard's acting skills are so convincing that even her lawsuits seem like award-winning performances. I heard her next role is in a courtroom drama called Aquaman vs. The Legal System.
Amber's Comedy Debut
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Amber Heard is trying her hand at stand-up comedy. She says her favorite joke is, Why did the actress cross the courtroom? To get to the other settlement. Tough crowd, Amber.
Amber's Movie Marathon
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Amber Heard is hosting a movie marathon. It's a collection of all her legal battles turned into films. Spoiler alert: they're all horror movies, especially the ones with the lawyers.
Amber's Apology Tour
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Have you heard about Amber's apology tour? It's like a world tour, but instead of concerts, she just goes around saying, I'm sorry to everyone she's ever met. I think she's aiming for the Guinness World Record for the longest apology in history.
Amber's Cooking Show
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Amber Heard is starting a new cooking show. It's called Kitchen Confessions: Making Soup from Legal Leaks. I can't wait for the episode where she teaches us how to turn subpoenas into a delicious broth.
Amber's Reality Show
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I heard Amber is getting her own reality show. It's called Survivor: Celebrity Lawsuit Edition. Contestants compete to see who can avoid getting sued the longest. Spoiler alert: Amber's the host. Good luck, contestants!
Amber's Hair Secrets
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You know, Amber Heard has a new beauty line. It's called Courtroom Chic. The secret ingredient in all her products is the tears of her lawyers.
Amber's Travel Tips
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Amber Heard is sharing her travel tips now. Her number one advice? Always pack a suitcase with both your belongings and a legal defense strategy – you never know when you'll need one.
Amber's Book Club
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I heard Amber is starting a book club. The first book on the list? How to Win Friends and Influence Juries. Spoiler alert: it's a short story.
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