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I know a great joke about allegations, but I can't share it unless you sign a non-disclosure agreement!
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Why did the scarecrow get accused? It was outstanding in its field and faced 'allegations' of being too corny!
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Did you hear about the allegation against the calendar? It had too many dates!
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I heard the rumor about butter... well, I'm not going to spread it, but there might be some 'allegations' of it being too slippery!
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Have you heard about the chef facing 'allegations'? Turns out, he couldn't make an omelet without breaking some eggs—literally!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of facing 'allegations' of not being able to stand upright!
Allegations Anonymous
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You ever notice how nowadays everyone seems to have allegations against them? It's like we're playing a giant game of Clue, but instead of Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick, it's Karen from HR with a strongly worded email. Allegations are the new currency, folks. I'm just waiting for the day I can pay my taxes with accusations. IRS, I'm alleging that I'm broke this year. Can I get a refund?
Allegations Rehab
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I think we need an Allegations Rehab Center. You know, a place where people can go and detox from their addiction to pointing fingers. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is blaming someone else for it.
Allegations Anonymous Support Group
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I went to an Allegations Anonymous support group. The first rule is you have to admit you have a problem, and the second rule is you have to point fingers at someone else for making you admit it. It's a vicious circle, folks!
Allegations Olympics
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Have you heard about the new sport in town? It's called the Allegations Olympics. People compete to see who can throw the most shade without getting caught. And you know what the grand prize is? A lifetime supply of trust issues.
Allegations Ghost
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I met a ghost the other day, and it was haunting me with allegations from its past life. I was like, Dude, you're dead. Let it go. There's no court in the afterlife, just some celestial judgment and maybe a ghost therapist.
Allegations Teleportation
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I wish allegations had teleportation powers. You know, like you could just accuse someone of stealing your lunch, and suddenly it appears back in the office fridge. I hereby allege that my sandwich magically returned. Case closed!
Allegations Diet
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I recently tried a new diet – it's called the Allegations Diet. You basically just spread rumors about your food being unhealthy, and suddenly you're not hungry anymore. I heard this pizza had a reputation for high cholesterol. Pass the salad, please!
Allegations Conspiracy
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I heard there's a conspiracy theory that all allegations are actually started by cats. They see us getting along too well, and they're like, I gotta spice things up a bit. Next thing you know, Fluffy is accusing Mittens of stealing its favorite toy.
Allegations at Home
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My spouse accused me of leaving the toilet seat up. I said, Honey, I deny these allegations. It's not a crime; it's just a brief inconvenience for your nighttime adventure! Now I'm waiting for a trial date in the court of marital law.
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