5 Jokes About Allegations

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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Detective

Investigating allegations with a comedic twist
Detectives and comedians have a lot in common; we both love cracking cases, they just prefer ones without allegations.

Lawyer

Navigating through allegations and legal jargon
I asked my lawyer if he could handle my speeding ticket. He said, "Sure, it's all about allegations in motion!

Politician

Spin doctoring allegations for public approval
Why did the politician bring a dictionary to the press conference? To redefine the allegations against them!

Alien

Misunderstanding Earthly allegations
Aliens find it odd that on Earth, you're innocent until proven guilty. On their planet, you're just guilty until abducted.

Gossip Columnist

Dishing out juicy details about celebrity allegations
What do you call a gossip columnist who's always calm? A serene-sation when it comes to handling celebrity allegations!

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