4 Jokes About Airlines

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Updated on: Feb 11 2025

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Can we talk about airline announcements for a moment? They've managed to turn simple instructions into a cryptic language only decipherable by flight attendants and seasoned travelers. I feel like I need a Rosetta Stone just to understand what they're saying.
You know the drill: "Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be
You ever notice how your luggage seems to embark on its own epic adventure every time you check it in with an airline? It's like, "Bon voyage, suitcase! May the odds be ever in your favor."
You hand it over, and in return, you get a flimsy claim ticket as
You ever notice how airlines operate in this parallel universe where common sense just doesn't exist? I mean, they charge you an arm and a leg for a ticket, but the legroom they provide is more like a kneecap-to-kneecap experience. It's like they're saying, "Welcome to our sardine can in
Let's talk about in-flight entertainment. Now, they boast about having the latest movies and TV shows, but it's like they curated the collection from a time capsule buried in the '90s. "Coming soon to a seatback screen near you: 'Jurassic Park' and 'Friends' Season 3!"
And don't even think about

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