7 Jokes About Airlines

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Updated on: Feb 11 2025

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I asked the pilot if he knew any good jokes. He said, 'Not really, they usually just fly over my head!
I got kicked out of the airplane club. Apparently, my jokes were too up in the air for them!
I heard the airplane broke up with the helicopter. It needed more space!
I asked the airplane if it wanted to hear a joke. It said, 'Sure, just keep it light!
I told the flight attendant I didn't want a parachute. I just want a chance to make a dramatic exit!
I asked the airline if they serve breakfast in bed. They said, 'We don't even serve it in the plane!
I tried to write a book on airplanes, but it never took off!

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