7 Jokes About Ageing

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Updated on: Aug 16 2025

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At my age, 'getting lucky' means finding my keys in less than 10 minutes.
Aging gracefully is just buying more memory for your brain, while simultaneously needing more memory for your phone.
Aging is like a microwave. One minute, everything's fine, and the next, you're the 'old person smell'.
At my age, 'getting lucky' means finding my car in the parking lot.
I asked my grandpa how he dealt with aging. He whispered, 'Just roll with the wrinkles.
Growing old is like being fined for forgetting to renew your subscription to life.
My new goal is to stop calling it 'aging' and start calling it 'collecting wisdom points'.

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