7+ Best One Liners Jokes About ageing

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I told my kids that in my day, we had to get up to change the TV channel. They laughed, but I got the last laugh when I took away their Wi-Fi.

I told my wife she should embrace her wrinkles. She laughed; I got slapped.

I don't need an alarm clock; my back pain wakes me up every morning.

I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.

I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks.

I'm so old, my candles cost more than my cake.

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