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Why did the afult wear glasses? Because they wanted to improve their supervi-sion!
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Why did the afult bring a plant to work? To promote a healthy 'branch' of productivity!
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Why did the afult bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the afult become an archaeologist? They wanted to dig up some buried treasures of knowledge!
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Why did the afult bring a map to the art gallery? To navigate through the abstract!
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Why did the afult go to the bank with a skateboard? They wanted to do some balance checks!
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The only running I do these days is running out of excuses not to do adult things. 'Sorry, I can't come to your party; I have to organize my sock drawer.'
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Being an adult is essentially just Googling 'how to adult' and hoping for the best. Spoiler alert: there's no step-by-step guide, and you'll still end up confused.
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You know you're officially an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. Sponge enthusiasm – the unsung hero of adulthood.
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Adulting 101: Where 'I can't believe it's not butter' is the closest thing we have to a life achievement.
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As adults, we have coffee for breakfast, wine for dinner, and the audacity to wonder why we can't sleep at night. It's like our bodies missed the memo on responsible beverage consumption.
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Adults are just kids who were told, 'You can be anything you want when you grow up,' and then reality hit them like a ton of unpaid bills. Turns out, I can't be a wizard. Who knew?
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Adults are just kids with money and the ability to order pizza anytime they want. It's like we unlocked the cheat codes to childhood.
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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet – everyone claims to know how to do it, but deep down, we're all just making it up as we go.
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Adults discuss the weather so much because it's the only small talk left that doesn't lead to awkward conversations about our existential crises. 'Hey, how about that rain, huh?'
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