10 Afults Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 09 2025

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I tried joining the "afults" once, but they asked me if I knew how to invest in stocks, and I was like, "Yeah, in the soup aisle at the grocery store. Tomato or chicken noodle?
Afults" are like the cool kids' club for grown-ups, where instead of secret handshakes, they exchange knowing glances when someone says they love doing their laundry. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to separate colors and whites.
Adulting" is hard enough, but then there's this elusive group called "afults." I imagine they gather in a hidden basement, sipping on juice boxes, and debating the pros and cons of napping versus getting a full night's sleep.
I overheard someone say they were a proud member of "afults," and I immediately assumed they had a collection of commemorative spoons from every city they visited.
You ever meet someone and think, "Yep, that person is definitely part of the 'afults' club"? They're the ones at the party talking about the stock market while secretly hoping someone brings out a plate of chicken nuggets.
I was thinking about "afults" the other day and realized it's like a secret code among grown-ups. You hear someone say it, and you're like, "Oh, they're one of us, the ones who still don't know how to adult properly.
Afults" probably have their own version of hide and seek. Instead of hiding, they just quietly sneak off to a corner to enjoy a moment of solitude, contemplating the existential crisis of paying bills.
You ever notice how "afults" sounds like a secret society for adults who refuse to grow up? I picture them having secret handshakes involving awkward high fives and discussions about the best way to fold a fitted sheet.
I bet "afults" have secret handbooks with chapters like "How to Pretend You Understand Taxes" and "Mastering the Art of Small Talk at Networking Events.
You ever accidentally stumble upon an "afults" meeting? They're huddled in the breakroom, passionately discussing the pros and cons of electric toothbrushes versus manual ones.

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