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I asked an African kid what his favorite subject in school was, and he said geography. I guess when you've navigated the Serengeti without Google Maps, geography class is a walk in the park.
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So, I tried to teach an African kid how to ride a bike, and he looked at me like I was crazy. "You mean like a giraffe? Because that's the only riding we do back home.
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I realized how sheltered my childhood was when I saw an African kid effortlessly building a shelter out of twigs and leaves. I struggled with LEGO houses; this kid was out there crafting his own real estate in the wilderness.
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I met this incredible African kid the other day who was bragging about how he never had to worry about losing his homework. I mean, when your dog eats it, it's a big deal. But when a lion does, suddenly it's a heroic tale of survival and not having an excuse for the teacher.
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You ever notice how kids from different parts of the world have their own unique childhood games? I was playing hide and seek with an African kid, and let me tell you, trying to find someone who grew up dodging lions and mastering the art of camouflage in the savannah is like playing on expert mode.
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I asked an African kid if he ever had a snow day, and he just laughed. "Snow day? Try avoiding stampedes during wildebeest migrations. That's a real day off.
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I tried playing video games with an African kid, and let me tell you, their high scores involve survival skills, not virtual points. "I once outran a rhino in 'Jungle Sprint.' Beat that!
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You know you're dealing with a tough crowd when you try to impress an African kid with your pet goldfish, and he responds with, "That's cute, but have you ever tamed a crocodile?
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Have you ever tried telling bedtime stories to an African kid? Forget about fairy tales; they want stories with a bit more suspense. "Once upon a time, there was a lion, a cheetah, and a really fast gazelle... who happened to be best friends. The end.
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