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The Babysitter
Trying to babysit an African kid who is way too smart for their age
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Babysitting tip: When dealing with an African kid, never underestimate their negotiation skills. I told him it's bedtime, and he countered with, "How about a compromise? I go to bed an hour later, but I promise to dream about going to bed early. Deal?
The Coach
Coaching a sports team with an African kid who excels in every sport
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Coaching tip: When dealing with an African kid, be prepared to witness athletic feats you didn't even know were possible. I suggested swimming, and the kid did the butterfly stroke so gracefully that even Michael Phelps would be taking notes.
The Chef
Cooking for an African kid who's a food critic in the making
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Cooking tip: When dealing with an African kid, be prepared for honest feedback. I made chicken nuggets, and he asked, "Are these supposed to be dinosaur-shaped? I thought we were having poultry, not a Jurassic Park reenactment.
The Schoolteacher
Grading the test of an African kid who found a loophole in every question
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Teaching geography to an African kid is like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo. I pointed to the map and said, "This is the Nile River." The kid corrected me, "Actually, it's the longest international waterway for ancient civilizations, but nice try.
The IT Support
Fixing the computer of an African kid who already knows more about technology than you
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Trying to explain computer viruses to an African kid is like telling a fish about the dangers of drowning. He said, "Oh, you mean those little bugs that annoy the computer? I've already developed a virtual insect repellent.
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