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Coffee addiction is real, folks. I used to judge people who couldn't function without their morning cup, and now I'm over here like, "Don't talk to me until I've had my daily ritual of bean juice.
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Have you noticed how we're addicted to nostalgia? We're always reminiscing about the past, like it was a magical time when we didn't have bills to pay and our biggest concern was choosing between Pokémon or Digimon.
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I realized I'm addicted to buying things online. It's like a retail therapy session where my credit card is the therapist, constantly reassuring me that I'm making good life choices... until the bill arrives, and it's more of a reality-check therapy.
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I'm addicted to pressing the elevator button multiple times, as if it's going to speed up the process. It's like I think the elevator is sitting there thinking, "Oh, he pressed it again. I better hurry up before he loses patience and takes the stairs.
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I realized I'm addicted to binge-watching TV shows. I tell myself I'll only watch one episode, and then Netflix hits me with that countdown timer, and suddenly I'm six episodes deep into a show about competitive knitting.
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I think we're all secretly addicted to hitting the snooze button. It's the only time in our lives where we're committed to a goal – the goal of getting just five more minutes of sleep, over and over again.
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We're addicted to convenience. I ordered food delivery because I didn't want to cook, and then I spent the next 30 minutes tracking the delivery like it was the most important mission of my life. "Estimated time of arrival: happiness.
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You ever notice how we're all low-key addicted to our smartphones? I mean, my phone dies, and suddenly I feel like a character from a survival horror game. "Battery level: Critical. Find charger or face imminent doom.
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Social media is like a black hole. You start scrolling, and suddenly it's two hours later, and you've traveled through the entire history of cat memes. It's the only addiction where you can gain followers and lose your sense of time simultaneously.
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