8+ Best One Liners Jokes For addicted

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I used to be addicted to the calendar, but I've turned over a new leaf.

I'm not addicted to chocolate. I just have a deep, committed relationship with it.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

My friend said I'm addicted to brake fluid. I told him I can stop anytime.

My addiction to math puns is becoming a real problem. I can't seem to subtract them from my life.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

I used to be addicted to time travel. But that's all in the past now.

I tried to quit my addiction to time-based puns, but it found a way to tick on.

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