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The Action Figure Therapist
When your action figures become the unwilling participants in your therapy sessions.
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My action figures have become my emotional support team. When life gets tough, I turn to them for guidance. The other day, Spider-Man told me, "With great power comes great responsibility... and maybe a nap.
The Overzealous Collector
When your action figure collection takes over your entire living space.
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My landlord came by the other day, saw my collection, and said, "Are these rent-paying action figures?" I said, "Well, they're great at posing for the rent check photo.
The Action Figure Matchmaker
When your action figures start having more romantic relationships than you do.
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I walked in on my action figures having a romantic moment. I said, "Hey, get a room!" They just stared at me, and I realized they literally have a room – my display case.
The Action Figure Parent
When your kids are more interested in your action figures than their own toys.
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My kid brought their friends over to play with my action figures. I overheard them saying, "Your dad has the coolest toys!" I thought, "Great, now I'm the action figure rockstar of the neighborhood.
The Disapproving Parent
When your parents don't understand why you're still into action figures as an adult.
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My parents think I need a serious intervention for my action figure addiction. I tried explaining it's cheaper than therapy, but now they're worried about my therapist action figure.
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