5 Jokes For Action Figure

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Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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The Action Figure Therapist

When your action figures become the unwilling participants in your therapy sessions.
My action figures have become my emotional support team. When life gets tough, I turn to them for guidance. The other day, Spider-Man told me, "With great power comes great responsibility... and maybe a nap.

The Overzealous Collector

When your action figure collection takes over your entire living space.
My landlord came by the other day, saw my collection, and said, "Are these rent-paying action figures?" I said, "Well, they're great at posing for the rent check photo.

The Action Figure Matchmaker

When your action figures start having more romantic relationships than you do.
I walked in on my action figures having a romantic moment. I said, "Hey, get a room!" They just stared at me, and I realized they literally have a room – my display case.

The Action Figure Parent

When your kids are more interested in your action figures than their own toys.
My kid brought their friends over to play with my action figures. I overheard them saying, "Your dad has the coolest toys!" I thought, "Great, now I'm the action figure rockstar of the neighborhood.

The Disapproving Parent

When your parents don't understand why you're still into action figures as an adult.
My parents think I need a serious intervention for my action figure addiction. I tried explaining it's cheaper than therapy, but now they're worried about my therapist action figure.

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