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You know you're in for a wild autumn when you're dodging acorns more than you're dodging responsibilities. "Sorry, can't adult right now; acorns are falling.
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If acorns had a motto, it would be, "Go big or go home." I mean, they're tiny, but they're out here trying to start entire forests. What's your excuse?
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I swear, squirrels must have a secret acorn stash somewhere. Every time I see one digging in my garden, I'm like, "Hey buddy, that's my future oak tree you're burying!
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I think acorns are nature's way of saying, "Hey, remember me when you're raking leaves and cursing at the universe." Because, trust me, they remember you.
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You ever notice how an acorn is like nature's tiny little grenade? You step on one, and suddenly you're doing this awkward hop-dance, hoping you didn’t just start the next great oak tree!
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You know you're an adult when acorns go from being fun little treasures to the reason you curse every time you mow the lawn. Ah, the joys of growing up!
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Have you ever tried to catch an acorn falling from a tree? It's like playing nature's version of dodgeball, except the acorn always wins.
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Acorns are the overachievers of the nut world. Every fall, they're like, "Here's a tree starter kit, complete with instructions!" Meanwhile, other nuts are just hoping to become a snack.
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Every time I see an acorn, I'm reminded of that friend who always has big dreams but never quite gets there. "One day," they say, while they're stuck in the same spot.
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