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Groundhog's Take
Watching acorns fall and predicting winter
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If groundhogs could talk, they'd say, "I don't predict the length of winter; I predict the duration of acorn munching. It's more accurate.
Squirrel's Perspective
The struggle to collect enough acorns for the winter
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I tried talking to a squirrel about diversifying its diet. It looked at me like I suggested a salad buffet in the middle of a pizza party. Acorns or nothing!
Tree's Perspective
Feeling violated as acorns fall off
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If trees had emotions, they'd be the most stressed parents in the world. Every autumn, it's like, "There go my acorns, off to college. Hope they don't major in deforestation.
Squirrel's Therapist
Helping squirrels cope with acorn-related stress
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Squirrels in therapy be like, "Doc, I'm just trying to get through the winter, and these acorns are giving me more stress than my mother-in-law.
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