11 Jokes For Abusive

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Updated on: Jul 30 2024

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My abusive bed is a master at giving nightmares!
I told my abusive computer I needed more memory. Now it keeps hitting me with its hard drive!
My abusive toaster always burns the toast. It's on a mission to make me 'crispy'!
My abusive vacuum cleaner sucks the joy out of cleaning!
My abusive phone always picks fights. I think it has serious 'cell' issues!
My abusive fridge is cold-hearted. It always gives me the cold shoulder!
I asked my abusive watch for the time. It just slapped me and said, 'Stop wasting my time!
My abusive shoes are always tripping me up!
My abusive mirror never reflects on its behavior!
My abusive chair is a real pain in the seat!
My abusive TV remote needs therapy. It keeps changing channels!

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