10 Jokes For Absolute Zero

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Updated on: Mar 16 2025

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I tried to study absolute zero, but it was too cold to concentrate. I guess my focus hit rock bottom.
I told my friend a joke about absolute zero, but he said it was boring. I guess he has a low threshold for temperature humor.
I made a resolution to be as chill as absolute zero this year. So far, I'm below freezing in my efforts.
I tried to cook dinner at absolute zero. The recipe said to simmer, but my stove insisted on being chillier.
I asked the scientist if absolute zero was his favorite temperature. He said, 'It's 0K.
I asked my physics teacher about absolute zero. He said, 'It's the point where your grades can't get any lower.
I told a joke about absolute zero, but it got no reaction. I guess it was too cool for everyone.
I invited absolute zero to my party, but it didn't show up. It was a no-degrees kind of guest.
I told my friend a joke about absolute zero, but he didn't get it. I guess it went over his Kelvin.
I tried to reach absolute zero in my bank account. Turns out, it's just as elusive as in thermodynamics.

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