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Absolute zero is like the celebrity of temperatures – everyone knows its name, but nobody wants to experience it. It's like the Kim Kardashian of the thermometer.
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Absolute zero is colder than my dating life in middle school. I thought I was cool, but apparently, I was just sub-zero.
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I like to think of absolute zero as the point where even snowmen start questioning their life choices. "Why did I choose this cold existence?
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You know you've hit rock bottom when your social life is colder than absolute zero. I'm not saying I've been there, but my thermostat might disagree.
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Absolute zero is the only temperature where hot chocolate becomes lukewarm chocolate. Seriously, it's so cold, I'm considering investing in thermal marshmallows.
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Absolute zero sounds fancy, like the VIP section of the temperature club. "Sorry, sir, you can't enter unless you're absolute zero or cooler." Guess I'm not getting in.
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Absolute zero is like the silent treatment of temperatures. It's so cold; even molecules stop moving and start giving each other the cold shoulder.
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I tried to impress someone by telling them I knew about absolute zero. Turns out, it's not a great conversation starter. Who knew people prefer small talk over sub-zero talk?
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You ever hear about absolute zero? It's so cold that even my ex's heart would need a blanket. I mean, talk about a deep freeze, right?
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