7 A Wedding Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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I told the groom he should write his vows in the form of a tweet. 140 characters or less. He said, 'Challenge accepted.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I asked the bride if she was a parking ticket. Because she's got 'FINE' written all over her!
I asked the bride if she was nervous. She said, 'Nervous? I'm getting hitched, not performing brain surgery!
What did the best man say to the groom before the wedding? 'If she asks if she looks fat in the dress, the correct answer is always no.
I told the bride she should throw a pizza party for the wedding. She said, 'It's a bit cheesy, don't you think?
I asked the groom how he was feeling before the wedding. He said, 'Like a kid on Christmas Eve, just hoping I don't get socks.

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