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What do you call a couple who marry on the first day they meet? Microwaveable!
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Why did the wedding cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues!
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Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to take her relationship to the next level!
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Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? He heard it was a step in the right direction.
The Mystery of Wedding RSVPs
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You ever notice how people become detectives when it comes to wedding invitations? Suddenly, everyone's Sherlock Holmes trying to decode if they're on the 'A-list' or the 'B-list.' I got an invitation once that was so fancy, I thought I was being summoned to Hogwarts.
Speechless Speeches
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Ah, the wedding speeches. It's the only time you'll see someone who can't speak in public suddenly turn into Shakespeare. And then there's that one friend who thinks it's a stand-up comedy audition. Mate, this is not the time to try out your knock-knock jokes.
Dress to Impress, or Distress?
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I saw the bride at the wedding, and she looked stunning. I mean, absolutely breathtaking. Meanwhile, I was wearing a suit that looked like it had just won a wrestling match with my iron. I guess that's what happens when you confuse 'formal attire' with 'whatever's clean.
Wedding Woes
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You know, they say a wedding is a day you'll never forget. Well, unless you're the groom, in which case, you'll be lucky to remember your own name by the end of it. It's like a crash course in selective amnesia.
Wedding Photographers or FBI Agents?
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Have you seen these wedding photographers? They're like undercover agents, blending into the crowd, snapping pictures from behind bushes. You'd think they're documenting a royal wedding, not Uncle Joe's fifth attempt at marital bliss.
Dance Floor Dilemmas
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I love weddings, especially the part where they force everyone onto the dance floor. It's like a musical version of survival of the fittest. If you can't dance, you better have some killer moves in the conga line or risk being labeled as the awkward person who ruins the electric slide.
The Honeymoon Hangover
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The honeymoon is like the epilogue to the wedding saga. You spend months planning this extravagant ceremony, and then suddenly you're on a beach somewhere wondering why you didn't elope. It's like the wedding is the overture, and the honeymoon is the part where you recover from the trauma.
The Cake Conspiracy
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Why is it that wedding cakes are these towering masterpieces that defy the laws of physics? I went to a wedding where the cake was so tall; I thought they were celebrating their love for Jenga. And cutting it? That's a team-building exercise in itself.
Wedding Gifts Gone Wrong
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I got invited to a wedding recently, and I thought long and hard about the perfect gift. I finally settled on a toaster. You know, because nothing says eternal love like a device that turns bread into a crispy commitment.
Bouquet Battles
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At weddings, there's always that moment when the bride throws the bouquet, and it's like a scene from 'The Hunger Games.' Grown women diving and elbowing each other, all for a bunch of flowers. If only they put this much effort into catching feelings instead.
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