6 A Complusive Gambler Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 26 2024

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What do you call a compulsive gambler who always wins? Lucky by nature, broke by choice!
I asked the compulsive gambler if he wanted to go out for dinner. He said, 'I'm already on a roll.
I challenged the compulsive gambler to a game of hide and seek. He bet me I couldn't find him – double or nothing!
What's a compulsive gambler's favorite song? 'Luck Be a Lady' by the one and only Frank Sinatra!
I asked the compulsive gambler if he wanted to play poker. He said, 'Deal me in – I'm feeling 'lucky'!
A compulsive gambler went to the doctor and said, 'I can't stop betting on horses.' The doctor replied, 'Take two tablets and call me in the morning – preferably before the race.

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